this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally

brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround.
he can share the power with others

but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say "dramatic video game cutscene" and then going "got it, mario and luigi."

Had a dream that I got a text from the "Arcane Sorcerer's Guild" that they failed to properly set off my alarm this morning, and that they would be sending me $20 as a consolation.

I then woke up about 2 hours after my IRL alarm went off.

Decided to draw my dream. I am not very skilled but I did my best.

When they first started dating, my best friend's boyfriend was like, "I just kinda feel like you two are uncomfortably close sometimes. All of my friends agree that it's really weird, and I think we need to establish some boundaries."

And I sat him down and gave him this huge speech, like, "Listen, the ability to maintain intimate, long-lasting friendships is a sign that your partner is well-adjusted! It's a little worrying that you're feeling insecure about your partner having a healthy, normal friendship."

Only for her to walk in two seconds later and say, "This drink is disgusting, you have to try it," and, instead of offering me a sip, take a huge swig and spit it directly into my mouth from like three feet away.

There's just so much going on here but I want to focus on the fact that this apparently happens so often that you saw her take a swig and instinctively opened your mouth for her to spit in it.

Who are you, OP? What is your life?

You can tell those books titled shit like “Sold To A Orc” are cishet because the shitty romance cover images are just men with abs photoshopped green. If it was queer they’d be lovingly commissioned artwork of actually monstrous-lookin orcs. I’m talkin huge jaws, arms the size of tree trunks, foreheads you could paint a mural on etc.

Also I woulda titled it “Sold To Orc Direction” but that might just be me

I don’t think an orc boy band would buy a person. I think they’d be like whoa… that’s fucked up. you will be our roadie as we go on a quest/tour to return you home. We all sleep in one really enormous bed btw. we’re so big

Reminder that people aren't entitled to see into your decision-making process unless you've agreed that they are. Just told a business acquaintance that I'd "just finished up my previous commitment". It's not their problem to know that it was DND.

Just to make sure no one schedules meetings on top of my D&D sessions, BUT ALSO to avoid any chance of my coworkers figuring out when I’m playing D&D, I always block sessions out on my calendar with the appointment title:

“Conflict Resolution Seminar”

It’s not a lie, I’m discussing with a small group how to resolve conflict. Not my fault that the answer is often violence.

Bro I love you but if I saw in the communal calendar that one of my coworkers had attended thirty conflict resolution seminars over the last year then I would immediately assume they had committed innumerable acts of workplace violence and management was too scared to fire them

Computer please show me robots gay kiss. Please.

Please.

hi im the computer. you're getting that :)

Somewhere in the cloud, Saint Turing is smiling down on you and your request.

robots gay kiss real :]

I can post anything here and y'all will eat it up

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Ok I’m really curious

I’m sorry who in their right mind would call that anything but a puppy cup. It’s a fucking puppy cup. Who’s out there calling it a fucking fluffy cup.

……..I do…………

Ok I feel the need to specify that these are roleplay blogs for a furry webcomic and that this poll takes place within said furry webcomic. Their world is entirely furries. None of these are real names for kiddy cones. The joke is that since it’s a world full of a bajillion different species with a bajillion different terms for their kids that they don’t have one specific name for the cone. Am I making sense.

ah you see I see this post on my dash with no context and I think perhaps people just have insane regional names for ice cream cones that I have never heard